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Do you sell indulgences - those 'free passes' to Heaven?
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Sunday
August 5, 2007
Dear Rev. Know-It-All,

I was watching television last week and learned that Martin Luther left the Catholic Church because they were selling free passes to heaven and you could buy forgiveness for sins even before you committed the sins.

Is this true?

Wanda Foldem

Answer
Dear Wanda,

No, it’s not true. 

You are talking about indulgences.  Read the Catechism of the Catholic Church paragraphs 1471-1479.

Indulgences don’t forgive sin.

An indulgence is the remission of temporal punishment due to sin.

To put it simply an indulgence can be compared to medicine.  Once you have repented from sin and stopped sinning, a penance helps to undo the damage in your life and the lives of those around you caused by your  sin.

In the old days lengthy public penances were prescribed.  The Church can be indulgent, however, and by uniting our penances to the whole body of Christ, the communion of saints, we are brought back into right relationship with Christ and with the Church. 

Remember, your sin doesn't only hurt you and offend God, it hurts the whole Church.  That is what all that business about the merits of the saints means.  It isn't voodoo or legalism.  It's about coming back into right relationship with the whole family of God. 

Though clever charlatans have always found a way to make money off religion, the Catholic church has never sold pardon for sins.  True, charitable contributions can be a form of penance, but you have to stop sinning and go to confession.

I think it’s very interesting that the new ecological religion and the US government have stolen a bad idea from medieval charlatans. 

Apparently, if you give a contribution to the Forestry Service, they will give you a certificate that allows you to keep polluting.  They put it all in terms of reducing your carbon footprint.  The money you send will not go into the pockets of bureaucrats but will go to planting trees, thus reducing the overall carbon in the atmosphere.  You can go on driving your SUV and flying your private jet. 

At least in the Catholic Church you have to repent and stop sinning before you get the indulgence.

Where's Martin Luther when you really need him?

Sincerely,

Rev. Know-It-All

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Do you sell indulgences - those 'free passes' to Heaven?
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