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| About
The Reverend Know-It-All |
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Frequently
Mistaken
To
Be:
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Bullwinkle
J. Moose |
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Sex:
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Male |
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Occupation:
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Between Jobs, former coat
rack. |
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Home:
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Frostbite Falls, Minnesota |
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Education:
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Studied under Francis the
Talking Horse and
attended M.I.T. (Moose Institute
of Toe-dancing). |
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Tag
Line:
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Watch me pull a rabbit out
of my hat. |
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Biography:
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Bullwinkle, the great American
clod, has spent years on end perfecting his ability to misunderstand and
hone in on useless skills, such as box top collecting and playing the ukulele.
When not busy taping the show, Bullwinkle enjoys sitting in front of the
fireplace with a pile of books. "They burn so nice and slow," says Bullwinkle.
His alter ego, Mr. Know-It-All, has been rewarded several awards from prestigious
universities that have yet to exist. While he did maintain a a short-lived
career as a football quarterback at Wossamotta U., Bullwinkle has since
dropped out of college and devotes his time to being a hat rack in his
home town of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota. |
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Known As The
Charismatic
Catholic
Capped
& Caped
Crusader
for Christ
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Real
Name:
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Rev. Richard
T. Simon |
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Sex:
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Male |
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Occupation:
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Pastor of St. Lambert's
Parish - Skokie, Illinois
(former Pastor of St. Thomas
of Canterbury, Chicago, IL) |
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Home:
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Skokie, Illinois (not
too far from Frostbite Falls, MN) |
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Education:
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Fr. Simon attended St. Francis
Xavier grade school, Quigley Seminary, and received his Bachelors from
Loyola University in Chicago, majoring in classical Greek. His graduate
studies were at University of St. Mary of the Lake, where he received a
Masters of Divinity and a Bachelor in Sacred Theology. He has taught classical
Greek and Latin at St. Joseph's College, formerly Niles College, the Archdiocesan
seminary since 1982. |
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Tag
Line:
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What I don't know... I can
always make up ! |
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Biography:
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Fr. Simon, the Charismatic
Catholic Capped & Caped Crusader for Christ, has devoted his life to
fighting the Forces of Evil that want to harm and destroy every person's
soul. His alter ego, Reverend Know-It-All, has a two-fold mission:
1) to preach and teach the Truth, and 2) to equip and train all willing
souls with the knowledge that is necessary to successfully combat the Forces
of Evil. Fr. Simon is currently the pastor of St. Lambert parish
in Skokie. He recently served as Cardinal George's liaison to the Spanish
speaking charismatic prayer groups of the Chicago Archdiocese. He has been
involved with the Charismatic Renewal since shortly after its beginning
in 1967. |
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